Jokes

27/11/2013

 
Teacher:  Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I"
Student:  I is the....
Teacher:  Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student:  OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.


Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did!

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Right way up !

04/09/2013

 
Did you know that the Union Jack (the national flag of the United Kingdom) has a right side up. The white band must be above the red band when looking at the top corner nearest the flag pole. Flying the flag upside down, white band below the red band, is generally considered either a distress signal or an insult to the monarchy.
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Don't forget to visit the library ! Twelve new computers have just been installed !

Eight of them can only be used under a teacher or librarian's supervision but the others are dedicated to students' work. So you can now read our blog and send your ideas for blog posts to your teachers.






 

And were're off

24/08/2013

 
The summer holidays are over and a new school year starts.
As Shakespeare said : Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.