Jokes

27/11/2013

 
Teacher:  Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I"
Student:  I is the....
Teacher:  Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student:  OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.


Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did!

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